

The TARDIS Diaries - Part 2Day 5558094: Spent the whole day carrying people around. Intensely boring.The TARDIS Diaries - Part 2
Day 5558095: I feel violated
My insides are dirty and not in the kinky, sexual way either. It feels so bad that I am considering appearing on Yeauta7 in attempt to clean myself (planet is made entirely of soap)
Anyway Followed little flashing mauve light - Doctor appears to have some fascination in scenarios that are most likely to wound or kill. Appeared in 1941 and was mentally assaulted by small child in a gas mask.
I am a TARDIS! I am brilliant and have the largest psychic network EVE


The TARDIS Diaries - Part 1Day 5558083: Been around 6833 days since Time War ended. Doctor still moping despite taking him on a detour to November 22 1963 to see Kennedy. Forgot it was then that he was assassinated. In hindsight, probably not a good move. Now Doctor has locked himself in bathroom 83 and refuses to come out.The TARDIS Diaries - Part 1
Day 5558086: Am sick of this, Doctor needs some company. Have tried on multiple occasions to engage him in conversation, yet he seems to assume its just excess gas. My wiring was fiddled with today. Not sure what he was trying to fix, but I now have an odd craving for lemon porridge.
Day 5558091: Am bored
Cezanne Horses
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I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
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'Time is running out, what can we do?!'
'Abandon methodical procedure for blind instinct...'
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I am the milkman. My milk is delicious.
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I like training Kendo. I'm sure Kendo is a noble martial art.
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If my cat is grey, how much would a ladder cost at a random grocery store if I was 26 years old and had a goldfish that only eats dog food?
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"Our love was beginning to feel like "forever" love,
a love to carry to the grave."
-Ellen Hopkins.
"If a tear fell from my eye everytime I wished you were here,I would have a puddle of fallen tears wised at my feet at all times
11.10.08.<3
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"For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum."
"The kraken stirs. And ten billion sushi dinners cry out for vengeance."
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Now we sing dis stupid song!
Sing it as we run along!
Why we sing dis we don't know!
We can't make der words rhyme prop'ly!
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